Decode a transmission
Press the dial, hold six seconds, and a bark comes back as plain English – typed out character by character, channel-tagged, saved to the logbook as you go.
On air · 101.5 Dog FM
Tune in to what your dog has been trying to tell you.
Audrey is a vintage field radio for the dog on your sofa. Press the dial, hold for six seconds, and the bark comes back decoded – its mood, its meaning, typed out like a transmission from the field.
iPhone & Android · No account · Works offline
▸ The Tuner
Clip ≤ 6.0s
Press the dial to receive.
● REC
18:02 · 4.2s clip
The band
Five channels. Every bark lands on one.
Moods are channels on the dial. Audrey tunes the bark to its frequency, then decodes the prose on that channel – the only place its colour ever shows.
CH 01
Alarm
Stranger at the gate. The postman, again.
CH 02
Lonely
You left through the door and have not produced yourself back.
CH 03
Play
The ball. You have the ball. I am ready.
CH 04
Demand
It is dinner o'clock. The bowl is empty. Act.
CH 05
Content
Sun on the floor. Simply reporting in. Over.
The chassis
Four ways to work the receiver.
Hands-free sweeps
Leave Audrey listening. She opens only on dog vocalisations, logs intercepts as they pass, and never sends a thing – sweeps stay fully on the phone.
Catch the breed
Point the live lens, crop, and catch a specimen. 213 plates wait in the index – names hidden until you record them, rarity tiers, the legendary shimmer.
Keep the broadcast log
Every reception filed and channel-tagged, rolled into a weekly broadcast report. Multi-dog home? Re-file a reception onto the right station, teaching and all.
The Field Guide
Catch every breed. Fill the dex.
Point the live lens at a dog and Audrey logs it as a specimen – a vintage field-guide plate with breed, group, and a confidence read. 213 plates wait in the index, names hidden until you record them. It's a hunt.
Golden Retriever
Group · SportingCommon
Poodle
Non-sportingUncommon
Greyhound
HoundRare
Welsh Corgi
HerdingUncommon
Papillon
ToyRare
213 plates – Sporting · Hound · Toy · Herding · Working · Terrier, the full AKC roster, plus a Cross Band of established crossbreeds. Live capture only: the dex is a hunt.
Honesty band
A guess, never a claim.
Audrey reads barks at roughly 60–75% confidence and says so out loud – as a signal strength, on every reception. Teach her your dog and the signal climbs. Dead air gets told the truth.
- The teach loop is free, forever
- Offline mode is free, forever
- Every honesty readout is free, forever
Signal strengthCH 04 · Demand
72%
Reported honestly on every decode. None of it sits behind the paywall – that's a rule, not a setting.
Now broadcasting
Get Audrey on your phone.
Register your dog as a station, press the dial, and tune in. Free to start, works offline, no account required.
Questions? Mail [email protected].